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2026

So You Need Enterprise GPUs: A No-BS Guide to H100, H200, and B200

Let's be honest—NVIDIA's naming conventions are designed to confuse procurement teams. H100 SXM5, H100 NVL, H200 SXM, B200... it sounds like someone spilled alphabet soup on a product roadmap.

I've spent way too many hours explaining these differences to engineering teams, so here's everything you actually need to know before signing that hardware purchase order.

Why Your "Senior ML Engineer" Can't Deploy a 70B Model

TL;DR: Small models (≤30B) and large models (100B+) require fundamentally different infrastructure skills. Small models are an inference optimization problem—make one GPU go fast. Large models are a distributed systems problem—coordinate a cluster, manage memory as the primary constraint, and plan for multi-minute failure recovery. The threshold is around 70B parameters. Most ML engineers are trained for the first problem, not the second.

Here's something companies learn after burning through 6 figures in cloud credits: the skills for small models and large models are completely different. And most of your existing infra people can't do both.

Once you cross ~70B parameters, your job description flips. You're not doing inference optimization anymore. You're doing distributed resource management. Also known as: the nightmare.